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Post by rezzify on Dec 6, 2011 4:23:20 GMT -5
This is a fun game that one of my RL friends introduced me to. The first person asks a question and the second person answers it with a totally incorrect answer and then asks a question of their own.
For example -
Q: What is the Capitol of the US? A: Bejing
Q: Why is the sky blue? A: Because that's where the Smurfs live.
Q: What's black and white and read all over? A: Blue Man's Group
Get it? I'll start us off then...
Q: What is the name of the opera that Erik wrote?
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Post by randombattlecry on Dec 6, 2011 16:00:28 GMT -5
A: Il Hominus Omnibum. Loosely translated as Man's Arse Over All.
Which is wrong on all counts.
Q: How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
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Post by rezzify on Dec 6, 2011 22:27:36 GMT -5
A: Six, but the last one he must skip in reverse.
Q: What demands does the phantom make to the managers?
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Post by Eppie on Dec 6, 2011 23:05:00 GMT -5
A. The use of their beach house in the Florida Keys on the first and third weekends of every month.
Q. What is the best way to exterminate ants from your house?
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Post by randombattlecry on Dec 6, 2011 23:26:54 GMT -5
A: It's actually been proven to be impossible. Best to give up and just move out now. Save yourself the trouble. Especially considering that once you make an ant mad, he carries a grudge for the rest of his tiny life.
Q: How often should you clean out a refrigerator?
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Post by rezzify on Dec 6, 2011 23:40:52 GMT -5
According to Good Housekeeping, it should be done once every seven and a half years.
How many planets are in our solar system?
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Post by Eppie on Dec 7, 2011 0:21:07 GMT -5
A. 333 and a third.
Q. What were the three main causes of World War I?
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Post by rezzify on Dec 7, 2011 12:56:46 GMT -5
A: Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll
Q: What is La Carlotta famous for?
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Post by Eppie on Dec 8, 2011 13:14:39 GMT -5
A. For winning the world's largest hotdog eating contest three years in a row.
Q. Who wrote the novel The Phantom of the Opera?
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Post by rezzify on Dec 9, 2011 21:40:12 GMT -5
A: Samuel Clemons wrote it under the penname William Shakespeare.
Q: Who taught Christine to sing?
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Post by Eppie on Dec 10, 2011 10:20:48 GMT -5
A. This guy:
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Q. What is the definition of SPAM?
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EDIT: That answer and question together sort of felt like a Jeopardy challenge...
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Post by rezzify on Dec 10, 2011 19:47:42 GMT -5
A: It is a rare delicacy in Spain, a combination of Spanish Pork and Apple Martinis.
Q: What type of hat does Erik wear?
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Post by Eppie on Dec 20, 2011 18:54:27 GMT -5
A. An unobtrusive bowler hat. (That's probably only going to be funny if anyone else on here plays Echo Bazaar.)
Q. Who founded the city of Paris?
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Post by randombattlecry on Dec 21, 2011 11:16:30 GMT -5
A: Paris Hilton. Like, duh.
Q: Who ran the Opera Populaire back before Andre and Firmin?
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Post by Eppie on Dec 21, 2011 18:39:13 GMT -5
A. Siegfried and Roy.
Q. Who is Madame Giry's secret penpal?
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